PLOT SUMMARY
"A cross-continential road trip is pursued to save Stanford Pines of Gravity Falls, but there are several side quests along the way."
G1: "G1UMAUNO: I Should Not Have Eaten Poop For Lunch"
In the summer of 2017, Bill Cipher is back (as The Peacekeeper, in the body of a Californian hippie) because it would be convenient to the plot and he has plans to eradicate AIDS from Earth, due to personal experience with it. He inflicted a curse upon Mar, a chronically unemployed Espeon living in the suburbs of Seattle with his human trafficking brother Umber who has an incurable lust for Mar.
Mabel had sold herself to them to pay for Dipper's costly tuition at West Coast Tech, all without the knowledge of Dipper or the rest of the family. Mar and Mabel later tied Umber to the bed and fled Seattle for Gravity Falls using public transportation after gravitational anomalies started to occur, which was a sign that the portal had been rebuilt (by Stan).
On the other side of the country in New Jersey, Moe and Chip feel like going on a road trip to the Pacific Northwest, so they call The Powerpuff Girls, a bunny, Niko, Ralsei, and Calculator Wielding Ralsei to join them. Chip turns into a disgusting bird creature during the trip. Buttercup eventually uses her Xtreme speed powers to instantly bring the car to across the country. She crashed the car into the Mystery Shack.
Once the portal opened, Ford came out of the portal and as transgender. She was with The Peacekeeper, a friend she made in the multiverse. Stan also came out as transgender after encouragement from The Peacekeeper. They came out of the basement after and while Mabel, Dipper, Mar, Moe, Chip, and the Powerpuff girls arrived at the Mystery Shack.
After Moe and Chip presented theirselves to everyone inside of the Shack, Ford initially thought they were gasoline creatures from Dimension 748. After realizing that they were not, Ford offered to give Chip, who was still a horrifying bird creature, a cure to return to its human form. This medication is only found in a different dimension. Luckily, Buttercup had earlier turned Moe's car into an interdimensional travel vehicle (ITV) with a calculator from Calculator Wielding Ralsei.
A symbol that reads "4" appeared on Chip's snout after telling Ford that it was "no fella". Chip then wraps Dipper around its tongue after finding out that they have a shared interest in the movie franchise "Road Rage". Moe wanted to mess with it, so he asked for a calculator. Unfortunately, Calculator Wielding Ralsei had been used for the assembly of the ITV. As a result, Dipper gave Moe his calculator. Moe subsequently turned Chip's "4" into a "3" with it.
The Peacekeeper concluded that a case of "calculator fuckery" is currently underway. Dipper, who had been freed by Moe playing with his calculator, gets his calculator disintegrated by The Peacekeeper as a result. Dipper tries to fight back, but Peacekeeper removed his limbs and mouth with the snap of a finger. Peacekeeper also demonstrates his ability to read minds. Since then, Dipper was skeptical about The Peacekeeper.
G2: "G2UMAUNO: I Should Not Have Eaten Pee For Dinner"
Everyone is in the car for the interdimensional road trip, and their first stop is in de Dimension 748. Creatures known as K-Birdlings inhabit this dimension and are toxic. They go to a vending machine for an ingredient for the medicine. After getting most of the ingredients, only one left is needed: urine. Dipper offered his urine to Ford. This enabled them to not visit the urine dimension as previously planned. After The Peacekeeper asks if he can taste it, Dipper says that "only Bill Cipher would do that" while pissing his pants.
Chip drinks the solution and says that it tastes like urine. It is then revealed by Buttercup's urine drinking habit that Blossom is transgender. Bubbles then asks to go back to Townsville at the Professor's house. After returning to the Mystery Shack, Ford disintegrates the car because interdimensional travel is "reckless".
The road trip had created a rift in the fabric of the multiverse, from which Sans came through to Earth. Sans then immediately committed sexual harassment by ripping off Dipper's pants and then sniffing them. Dipper is then made fun of for wearing short pants.
Stan walks into his room to relax and look at gay shit on Tumblr. Sans then walks in. They eventually start teaching Papyrus the ways of Tumblr.
After Mabel finishes giving Mar a tour of the Shack, she asks him if he wants to live here. After Dipper is flabbergasted by this absurd question, Mabel asks Dipper to not soil the pants that he was wearing. Moe teaches Dipper how to hold his pee-pee, and Wendy says that the entire thing is repulsive. Dipper then apologizes to Wendy like he had severely injured her, but Wendy tells him that she has a girlfriend.
Mabel tells Dipper that he should be obsessed with someone else, but Dipper is insecure about his lack of pubic hair. Mabel then says that Pacifica's dog told her that she doesn't like pubic hair. Dipper asks "The dog or Pacifica?" The answer was obvious. But the other party was uninterested.
While Ford is cleaning her glasses in her room, Niko busts in and starts crying. After it is revealed that Niko has been exposed to various traumatic incidents, Ford agrees to take them to the pharmacy for PTSD medication.
After Pacifica finished her shift as Questiony The Question Mark, she asked for her salary. Soos then asks Stan for money, but Stan had not been informed of Pacifica's employment. Since Stan was busy explaining "microlabels" to Papyrus, she didn't give Soos any money. He then proceeds to give Pacifica a random amount of money from his wallet. She questioned the legality of this.
Moe, Chip, Ford, Niko, and Soos go to Greasy's Diner for dinner after it is found that there was no food in the fridge. What's notable is that Moe had a jar of two "weird olives" prior to their trip to the diner. There were only pancakes for dinner. Then a murderer that was going to kill them appeared and Ford killed it. She discloses that this is not a diner and that they needed to run. The doors then sealed themselves shut.
Someone knocks on the door of the Mystery Shack and Stan tells Dipper to answer it. It was Lillith The Funny Bunny and she started singing Hypnotize by SOAD. Sans had left Stan's room to sing along. Once they start singing Cigaro, Stan leaves her room to see the commotion. Stan proceeds to fall in love with Lillith and have sex with her the following night.
At the diner, Chip shoots a shadow figure's shadow son. The door knob next to the shadow figure then starts to turn. The shadow figure becomes a bigger shadow figure and shadow figuringly says "You'll pay for that" with multiple arms coming out of the shadow figure's torso. Then everything becomes normal and The Peacekeeper appears. What a twist! Kooshin pukes out organs.
When they come home from the diner, they hear Stan having sex. Ford is mildly annoyed about it. They tried to sleep in the car, but the sounds left Soos sleepless. He then goes to Wendy's house to ask for drugs.
Earlier, Dipper wished to "be someone else". The skull in the living room told Dipper that he could be like it - an animal. The Peacekeeper decided to arrange it, and the next day, Dipper woke up as a white cat. Mabel's evil clone also appeared, but it was killed by Ford. After getting pat by Mabel, Dipper is dragged to Ford's lab for inspection.
After watching a mathematicion perform simple addition on television, Niko believes that mathematics may cure their trauma and mentions the beauty of the universe. They proceed to rip a light bulb from the ceiling and stab Pinewood, a vulpix that hitched a ride from de Dimension 748.
G3: "Blood For Breakfast Is Bad For Business"
Stan notices that his gun is "looking off". She then asks The Peacekeeper what he wants for breakfast. He replies that he should have blood for breakfast. Going outside and walking towards an idling car, The Peacekeeper rips out the heart of the driver and then eats it. The driver said that it wasn't cool. The Peacekeeper noticed that it looked like he was eating a lightning bolt, but it was just a piece of the driver's shirt. After saying that The Peacekeeper was mean, the driver decided to call Semi Trucker Sam.
Pinewood, who was bleeding on the floor, says that she "thinks the end is near". She was correct, as she passed away a few moments later. Ralsei calls an ambulance for her, despite Niko questioning his decision. Stan says that this is going to be bad for business. After The Peacekeeper returns with blood dripping from his mouth, Stan yells "EVERYONE GET OUT!!".
While still sitting in the car (Soos' pickup truck), Chip asks Moe if they should get out of the car. Moe wants to go to the pharmacy, so they steal the car. After Soos comes back from taking drugs from Wendy, he falls onto the ground after realizing that his car is "running away".
In Ford's La Bratorie, a cure for Dipper's felinic condition is con cocktit by none other by the transgender multiverse criminal herself. After realizing that he actually likes being a cat, Dipper asks Ford, while misgendering her, if he can stay as one. After realizing that he actually misgendered Ford, who was not a cat, he unmisgendered her while looking retarded. Ford says that it's fine and she can store the medicine. After Dipper thanks Ford, she says "SHUDDUM!". Ford actually doesn't say that. It is then implied that Dipper was abandoned in the test tube.
Back To The Shack, Mabel answers the door after sherrif Blubs, with young hair and no moustashe, ding donged on the door. Blubs lost his legs, so he uses his arms to stand up. He is the first sherif in Gravity Falls history to do this. He asks "who did this?". Ralsei replies "my friend". Blubs asks "who". Ralsei replies "Niko". Blubs asks "who is dat!?". Niko, who is aware of the murder that they committed, tells Blubs that they need to go to the bathroom even though they didn't need to. After the absence of Niko started, Ralsei told Blubs that Mabel was Niko. Blubs proceeds to arrest them, utilizing his hands to walk towards the perpotraitor formerly known as Mabel.
Stan requires Dipper's presence due to the fact that there is wood that needs "sum choppin". After Ford comes out, of the basement, Stan asks Ford where Dipper is. Ford tells her that Dipper is dead, since she believed that Stan would kill him anyway. Intending to go to the pharmacy, Ford walks towards the doorknob of the door to open the door to the outside world which contains the pharmacy until she is stopped by the sight of a peculiar man: The Peacekeeper. He still has blood dripping from his mouth. Ford initially thought that he was bleeding, but after clarifying that he just had "Blood for Breakfast", Ford assumed that he drank blood from a bottle. He said that it depends on her definition on "bottle".
G4: "Giv Me Too"
G5: "Greieph & Grief's Grieving & The Terrible Tuba"
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