Rivers

NAME Rivers Bedrock Wida-Es

GENDER Male

PRONOUNS He/They

ORIENTATION Homosexual

DOB (AGE at DOD) 06/23/1999 (21)

SPECIES Dog

SONG M.T.V. Get Off The Air - Dead Kennedys

OCCUPATION Slut

ABOUT

Rivers was a dog who lived in Radia, CT. He used to commit violent crimes with his best friend Cypress. After Cypress left for university, Rivers no longer committed violent crimes with his best friend Cypress. This is because Cypress was at university.

Rivers likes Radiohead and is slightly ashamed by it. In addition, Rivers often mentions that he is submissive, usually as some sort of excuse. For example, when ordering a milkshake at Bottomrock Cafe, he told Cypress to order one for him, citing that his submissiveness makes it hard for him to do so himself.

He is not the drummer for Counter Attack Force.

GALLERY

By CoMo 12/23/2023

By CoJu 12/23/2023

BACKSTORY

He was born in California in the bay area. He and his family later moved to Radia, CT. because of California's completely preventable housing crisis. Fuck all of you piece of shit NIMBYs.

His family couldn't take care of him anymore and he was put for adoption. Piq Al Eni's partner in crime, Chip, adopted Rivers. Rivers then became best friends with Piq Al Eni's pet Cypress and Chip's other pet Sepitiina.

Rivers always had the most money in the group because he was a prostitute. Cypress would later go into sex work in their later university years when they were low on money.

In September 2019, Cypress enrolled into Terror University, a university in in the city of Terror, CT. As Cypress became more involved in their study, they started to drift away from their life of crime. This slowly created tensions between them and Rivers. In September 2020, this escalated into a violent dispute between the two, leading to Cypress fatally shooting Rivers.

Sepitina, Rivers' other best friend, was very not happy about this, and became enemies with Cypress. Cypress would later investigate Sepitina's evil villain group NecoMaf for crimes.

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

2023

On November 23, 2023, CoMo made a furry character in The Neighborhood to companion Cypress. This character would be Rivers Bedrock Wida-Es. Immediately after, CoMo decided that Rivers is dead because Cypress killed him. Which is correct. The destination of everything is death and destruction. War is inevitable. We are all just atoms on a rock with no impact on the grand scheme of the universe.

Rivers was named after Rivers Cuomo, the frontman of Weezer. This is not the first time CoMo made a character named after him - River Co-Alla is a cinderace. To differentiate River and Rivers, CoMo made Rivers' last name "Wida-Es", which can be interpereted as "with a S". CoJu came up with "Bedrock".

On December 23, 2023, CoJu suggested that CoMo adds a spotted pattern on Rivers while drawing him. In typical CoMo fashion, he completely messed up and it looked like there was cum on his face. CoJu then made fun of him for it. This is why there's two cum drawings on sribbles' only NSFW character profile. It was all CoMo's fault. As a result, CoMo ruined Rivers even more. The destination of everything is death and destruction. War is inevitable. We are all just atoms on a rock with no impact on the grand scheme of the universe.

On December 24, 2023, CoMo said "we should have a character who is from California". CoJu suggested that Rivers should be from California. This character is getting worse with each passing day.

2024

Shortly after the creation of Rocky, it was suggested, probably by CoMo, that Rivers was related to Rocky - them being cousins. This is indeed canon.

Rivers' character was then not touched again until October. No one wanted to touch him, not even intimately. He surely would like to be touched intimately, though. Probably too much. That's why he was not touched again.

On October 27, CoMo transferred Rivers' character page on the old sribbles site to the current sribbles site also known as this site. CoMo did not look at any of the contents because he was rushing the whole thing.

On October 29, CoMo decided to look through such a character's profile once again, and, newsflash bucko, it was so bad. First of all, CoMo decided to remove this following paragraph from Rivers' backstory section:

His favorite family activity was doing drugs in the living room. And having gay sex. His second favorite family activity was having someone cum on his face. He easily gets turned on when a family member calls him a cute boy. This is why he wears pants. He gets boners way too often and easily. He probably got arrested for public indecency at least once. Maybe for murder too.