MAUREEN
ABOUT
Maureen is a cat. She is a construction worker for RJ Development.
Her favorite food is pizza. Specifically, white pizza. She doesn't like it when people touch it. She also gets Wawa at least once a week. This includes the 16 ounce iced mocha mint coffee.
She formerly worked at a GameStop in Philadelphia.
As with most citizens of the United States, she is ideologically inconsistent and forms most of her social and political opinions via emotions instead of logical reasoning. I don't blame her. That's just a human thing to do. Wait. She's not a human. She's a cat! Well, what if I told you that her father is a human! Yup, you heard that right, Maureen's mother, Alice, was raped. That's why she eventually became a shooter.
RELATIONSHIPS
CYPRESS
Friends?
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CARLOS
Friends?
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MARTHA
Friends?
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BACKSTORY
Maureen was born in Radia Hospital, which was next to a police station known for being occupied by criminals for days at a time. These criminals were often assisted by Allison, known locally and nationally as Alice The Shooter, Maureen's mother.
Maureen has a grolth splert while being pubertized due to green sauce, known as nuclear radiation, making her 6'3 as a result.
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
2025
Starting on February 17, CoMo started listening to Fountains of Wayne, a band known most for their hit song "Stacy's Mom". Not long after, CoMo discovered their song "Maureen", and he majorly enjoyed it. But, in order to not have the song remind him of studying for midterm exams, CoMo did not listen to it until spring break started.
After listening to it again, between March 10 and March 20, CoMo decided to make it one of Oakwood's favorite song, since Fountains of Wayne was his favorite band and CoMo was thinking a lot about Oakwood at the time. CoMo was also listening to other Fountains of Wayne songs such as Denise and Someone to Love, the latter of which featured the main characters Seth Shapiro and Beth McKenzie. CoMo noticed that many of the songs he liked revolved around characters with names, which gave him the idea of possibly naming a character after one of them.
On March 30 and 31, CoMo stumbled upon somebody's character on the world wide internet. This character resembled aFATAL NETWORK ERROR. PLEASE RESTART YOUR COMPUTER. like, a mainly cream colored cat, which had brown spots around it. What's it called? Well, on April 2, CoMo asked this very question to CoJu. CoJu said that it would be a Siamese cat. CoMo was like, like oh! CoMo thought about making a character of that kind, and CoJu thought it would be funny.
While deciding on a name, CoMo decided to call her Maureen. While deciding on a last name, CoJu suggested "Cauliflower" and "Caldwell". CoMo then came up with "Willowbrook", since a bus route that goes to Caldwell also shares part of its route with a bus route to Willowbrook mall, which is in Wayne. Wait. What is Wayne? Wayne is the town where the local busniess Fountains of Wayne is located, which is the namesake for Fountains of Wayne. CoJu also decided that Maureen is friends with Martha and she may or may not work at a park. She also may or may not be from Philadelphia.
After CoJu asked CoMo what her favorite food was, CoMo had to think a long while, but then he came to the conclusion that she would like pizza. Well, that's pretty boring, isn't it? Everyone lines pizza! Well, let's just say, some controversial drama had been occuring on the world internet web for some time at this point, and this revolved around a cotroversial figure not wanting their pizza to be touched. This was the reason CoMo replied with "pizza". CoMo decided to make it magnitudes more interesting, though, by specifying that she likes white pizza, which is CoMo's favorite variety of pizza. CoJu may or may not have been was appalled - it implied that it does not enjoy white pizza as much as other varieties of pizza. CoMo figuratively told CoJu "fuck you" and firmly established that Maureen's favorite food is white pizza.
For some reason, CoJu suggested or asked if Maureen was nonbinary and went by She/They. CoMo objected not because he is against nonbinary representation, it was because of something else. CoJu also wanted to make her goth, and she may have worked at a GameStop in Philly, and she may have not lived in Philly for that long, and she may or may not have lived in Radia, and she may or may not have been friends with Carlos and Cypress. Awkward! CoJu also asked how tall she was, so CoMo looked at the length of the song "Maureen", which is 3 minutes 13 seconds. 3'13, or 4'1, seemed a bit short, so CoMo decided to measure the length purely in seconds, which is 193 seconds. 193 meters converted to 6'3, which seemes a bit tall. Nevertheless, CoJu decided that she would be 6'3.
CoMo and CoJu attempted to design her on paper. CoJu gave her a T-shirt, pants, and boots. When CoMo drew her, he only gave her a shirt, and a fat ass. CoJu wanted to give her a logo T-shirt, but didn't know what logo to put. Then CoMo told CoJu to draw her in her goth form, since CoJu wanted to make her goth in the first place. After having a urethra, CoMo decided that Maureen likes Type O Negative, since they are a gothic metal band. CoJu, who seemed visibly disappointed, accepted this canonization. It then decided that she likes Lacuna Coil as well, since they are also a gothic metal band.
Last updated 04/03/25