Pinewood is a Vulpix who lives in Norbax Forest, Friendship City. She is a weird looking Vulpix who likes to wear various graphic T-shirts with her one (1) pair of jean shorts. Just one. That's right, bucko. Let me define her appearance more precisely now. Let's start with the little things. Her eye color is fucked. I don't know what it is. It's either yellow/gold or brown. Her paw pads are also pink.
Now, she may be a vulpix, but unlike canon vulpixes, she does not have three curls on her hairpiece. She has one. She also has at least one on the back of her head. Her tail similarly only has one curl. Additionally, she does not have any markings on her hands and feet. Neither does she have a marking on her belly. Actually, I don't know about that one. But as far as I know, she is completely one color.
She also wears clothes. She most often wears T-shirts with graphics on them. Her usual shirts have either a sunflower graphic or text saying "can you not". She also likes to wear a T-shirt that has an explosion graphic with text that reads "boom". She also wears shorts. She wears most kinds of shorts, actually. She just likes to wear this specific one.
She is quite brash and outgoing, and is typically one of the more serious people in the group. Like, she is totally a girlboss. Like her mother, she drinks alcohol. Unlike her mother, she only drinks alcohol sometimes. Wait. She drinks alcohol? I don't know.
She works at a furniture store owned by her aunt and uncle from um uh uh Threetails's side of the family. Who TF is Threetails? It's her daddy! Speaking of mommies and daddies, Pinewood's mother, Plainwood, is an alcoholic who often goes missing in the woods. It is unknown how she was able to get married. She is probably alive.
She is friends with Lit and Ball. She is friends with Oakwood, her cousin. She always stays over at his house because her house is sad. In more ways than one... Yeah. Let's just say... There was some child neglect involved...
She likes to go to the beach. Her acuqaitueance Tem, who is extremely similar to her in all other ways, does not. Wait. Pinewood knows Tem? I guess she does.
Correction: Pinewood does in fact have a somewhat healthy relationship with Oakwood, and she is tolerant with most silly people.
Pinewood is friends with Lit. Have they always been friends? No. Lit does not live in Iowa, and she never has.
Pinewood and Comet are friends. They are probably not very close friends, but they know each other and things are usually smooth between them. They only knew each other because Comet was Ball's friend.
Oakwood is Pinewood's very close cousin. Maybe a little too close. Wait. Do you mean, like, physically close? Yes, because they are often under the same roof. Or even in the same room. Oakwood likes Pinewood's company.
Friends?
Why the frickin' crap would Dorian be friends with Pinewood?
Pinewood was born... Most likely at home. Or maybe not. I don't know. What I do know is that she was born on Earth. Wait. She was born at her house! Silly me. Pinewood grew up with negligent parents. Her mother is alcoholic and often goes missing. Her father is lazy and asks her to do everything for him. Pinewood was often sent to Oakwood's (her cousin) household. Was she born? She was born. She was born at her house. Yes, she exists.
In June, CoJu drew a vulpix and a zoroark, most likely from memory. It initially named the vulpix "Samuel" and the zoroark "Wolfy" (or "Wolty"?). It then changed the vulpix's name to "Pinewood", since it thought it fit more. CoJu then gave Wolfy the name of "Samuel".
Notably, CoJu somehow forgot to give the vulpix, who was named Pinewood, ears. Despite this, it is implied in later drawings that Pinewood could still hear. CoJu also made Pinewood feral.
Pinewood was eventually given some sort of reference in the form of a page with six entries of character information profiles. This reference page is referred to as the "Character Information Sheet Summer 2019", or CISS19 in short. Pinewood's entry reads:
CoMo drew Pinewood in at least three very unserious situations, as seen above. In the first picture, we see Pinewood looking distressed while being accompanied by a fully grown up bunny. This bunny is most likely to be Fluffy Ball, a character CoMo and CoJu used until the late 2010s.
The second picture depicts Liam telling Pinewood "Your hair is bigger than my". One can infer that CoMo intended to put something profane at the end. Pinewood replies with "Who raised you?". We can somewhat infer Pinewood's personality from these two drawings so far, but we need to find more data to more accurately determine Pinewood's personality.
In the third picture, Pinewood and Martha are inside what seems to be a ventilation system. Pinewood, who was very much a feral animal, is seen to be acting like it by exclaiming some meaningless sound. The sound in particular is "qeeeep". What the frickin' crap is "qeeeep"? Well, let's just say, earlier in April, CoMo digitally manipulated a Reddit meme via a Discord bot, and the result had the string of letters "qeeeep", which CoMo thought was hilarious.
Contrary to CoMo, CoJu decided to draw Pinewood in very serious and painful situations. This is because CoJu was emo at the time. In the first drawing, Pinewood, Martha, and Liam recieved injuries from an unknown event. What most likely followed was the second picture, where they are seen in the hospital.
In the third drawing, Pinewood is having a fierce argument with Martha and Liam. This is because, for some reason, CoJu liked to draw big arguments at the time. What is all this squabbling about? Well, let's find out. According to the numbers on the speech bubbles, Martha is the one who started the confrontation, saying "Your ears are so dang skinny, idiot!". Liam, who is understandably offended by this rude remark, replies with "YOU'RE A MUMMY SCARY MICKEY MILLEY MONSTER POO WITH THE FATTEST EARS IN THE LAND".
Pinewood, who initially had nothing to do with this conversation among two uneducated potatoes, told Martha and Liam "STOP IT YOU UNEDUCATED POTATOES". You're right, Pinewood. You had the same idea as I. Liam, who was in the heat of the moment, lashed out on Pinewood, telling her "HECK OFF, BUTTER EARS".
Now, the next thing that is said, which was from Pinewood, clearly indicates that CoMo and CoJu at this time was aware of Pinewood's lack of ears. Pinewood says in response to Liam "I don't even have ears?". Right on, Pinewood! Martha then says "Go away..." This is most likely in response to Pinewood. As we can see in the next and last speech bubble, this is indeed correct, as Pinewood replies to Martha "How 'bout YOU go away?"
What information is there to take away from this? Well, this picture illustrates an incident where Pinewood tries to help out, but in one of the worst possible ways, and ends up doing nothing. This might not have been intended, but this corresponds personality trait of Pinewood according to CISS19, which states that she is caring.
In June 2019, Pinewood was made most likely by CoJu. Other than in Backstories, Pinewood was a tiny feral animal, now referred to as "Pinewood Jr." In Backstories, Pinewood recieved a more anthromorphic design.
Pinewood became a teenager.
Pinewood likes Filet O Fish.
In June-July, Pinewood likes chili, since that was stated in CISS19.
In, like, early November or something, err, awkward, CoMo, err, started to touch Pinewood with his brain. No. CoMo needs to stop this. What CoMo means is that he started thinking about Pinewood and he thought: hey, Pinewood should like punk music!
Steffon Characters. I mean. On November 8, CoMo updated this page for the first time since 08/02/24 90PM. CoMo also removed this sentence: "She had a companion named Pinewood Junior, but she escaped with Mar Junior." This is dumb.
Last updated 11/13/24